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ZZ *_ROMANCE MATHEMATICS_*----from viv

>            **
>            Smart man + smart woman = romance
>            Smart man + dumb woman = affair
>            Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
>            Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
>            ______________________________
>
>            *_OFFICE ARITHMETIC_*
>
>            Smart boss + smart employee = profit
>            Smart boss + dumb employee = production
>            Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
>            Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
>            _____________________________
>
>            *_SHOPPING MATH_*
>
>            A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
>            A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item
>            that she doesn't need.
>            _____________________________
>
>            *_GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS_**_
>            _*
>            A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
>            A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
>            A successful man is one who makes more money
>            than his wife can spend.
>            A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
>            _____________________________
>
>            *_HAPPINESS_*
>
>            To be happy with a man, you must understand
>            him a lot and love him a little.
>            To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
>            and not try to understand her at all.
>            ______________________________
>
>            *_PROPENSITY TO CHANGE_*
>
>            A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
>            but he doesn't.
>            A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,
>            and she does.
>            _____________________________
>
>            *_DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE _*
>
>            A woman has the last word in any argument.
>            Anything a man says after that is the
>            beginning of a new argument.